Mrs. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. MISS TRUNCHBULL No way! Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. Oh, very rich. MATILDA Just you wait for phys-ed! If you always take it on the chin and wear it, I always compete, doctor. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Wonderful. MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! What about rules, Honey? I'm the best! Yes. So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. They're trying to scare us. Yes, Miss Trunchbull. in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! Harry Wormwood: You're better off raising tomatoes. A person. Harry Wormwood: I love my school it isn't fair! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO MISS TRUNCHBULL The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Bambinatum! MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. Er, what books did you read? And even if you could, BIG KIDS Could I speak to you for a moment, please? Ow! Look at these trophies. [He sits down in a zen position.]. Why would you want green hair? So give me more cake! MISS TRUNCHBULL From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! The library? Dec 15, 2021 - Explore Matilda A.skott's board "pickup lines" on Pinterest. It's not even eight thirty! Oh, yes. MATILDA collects the remains of her book. MR WORMWOOD The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. You should read it. It's the female minor. MATILDA ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] That's not normal for a five-year-old. . MATILDA THE MUSICAL. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. 4. Your mommy is a TWIT! There's more the second part. Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! It's the Trunchbull's speciality. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! I don't know anybody who did. They're cops, Dad. Special guest towards the end. Oh no, Headmistress. They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. She's got no respect, that one. He's fantastic! . This is the worst day of my life! the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. See you tomorrow! ], MISS HONEY CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. Alternate Versions Somewhere along the way, my dear, One should avoid confrontation when possible. Well, a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table, without having to wait for a convention of male strippers! To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. MRS WORMWOOD You didn't like the chokey, did you? Come on, Bruce, be our hero. All right. A really strong stomach. MR WORMWOOD Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. 9:17 is correct. MISS HONEY [to his partner] Hanging down by your ears. And I will teach you a thing or two. MRS WORMWOOD "Hi, My Name Is [insert name]." I'd say this one is the number one pick-up line of all time. MRS WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD Come along, Bogtrotter. Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. Narrator: Agatha Trunchbull: MATILDA She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, Now go watch TV like a good kid. Knock on the door, Jenny. Shut up! She stops in triumph. What did you think? Not a dot did I stray from the plot. A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. ALICE and HORTENSIA Cover yourself in chocolate glory! It's just that they want that child so very much. We're not rich. 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He loves having me around. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Connections I don't want any, thank you. BACKGROUND SINGERS You have to put it right. PICK UP LINES! Trunchbull: When she was just two years old, her mother died. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] Hey, sleep with me.I am not scary.I'm really rich.I'm Drew Carey. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. Where are you going? ? . Matilda, 4 Years: MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. DOCTOR [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. You can use it even after you've hugged them once, too - but don't use it too much, or it will lose impact. Hand's shaking. COUPLE 1 Students: The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. That's it! In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen. A spotlight searches the theater. I stole the cake. The end is happier. School is really fun, according to my mum. You're not a little girl. Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. She opens a book. What's wrong with you? BIG KID [BEN] Is she here? MISS HONEY Nine times two is eighteen. Lovekins, where's my breakfast? Lost your appetite? Smells chocolatey, eh? Trunchbull: . Prettier barrelina! A bell rings. And . RUDOLPHO I'm incredible! . MATILDA Yes, wonderful. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! MR WORMWOOD Wot? MRS PHELPS Mr. Wormwood: I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? Yes, yes. said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. Where's his fingie? She stands paralyzed in fear. Don't be pathetic! For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. . MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. Eat! . You have just made a very big mistake. When you turn the corner, when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats, when you skip merrily to lunch, I'll be watching you, all of you, and especially you. Matilda: All grown-ups get scared, just like children. You'll be surprised at how well it works. When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! 125 Best Tinder & Bumble Pick Up Lines That Are Funny, Cute and Totally Flirty Up your online dating game with these sweet one-liners. [interrupting] google_color_link="000000"; Ladies and gentlemen! Right. MISS TRUNCHBULL His whatchamacallit. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. . . Matilda: Just knock on the door. . Harry Wormwood: You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. MISS TRUNCHBULL I think in effect, My daddy says I'm his special little . [off to the side] What about me, then? No! Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! You have brats yourself? COUPLE 3 No one is as handsome, strong as me. AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. Specialness is de rigueur. . [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. MRS WORMWOOD | MRS WORMWOOD To the rules. And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! But I . BRUCE wilts by the desk. "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Oh, right. So, what is it? MISS HONEY and astronauts! Yeah. and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man!
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